Peeved

Pet peeves. We all got em. Don't be offended if you possess one of these traits. Just try to knock it off.


People who put sugar in their cold cereal. Not cornflakes or Rice Krispies...Froot Loops and Cap'n Crunch!!! Are you in a drag race with the diabetes? Stop it!

These "Crank That" people. How many damn dances are they gonna create? I pray that there are better ways to spend your time.

People who get on the bus/train with everything they ever owned. You know them. Maybe you are them. The bus/train stops and they get on with the big ass Cadillac baby stroller, the child they're carrying, the child they're holding hands with, 8-10 bags of groceries, the alternator for their car, a Popeye's family meal with a 2 liter drink, a box of bootleg CDs they're selling and a new dinette set without the table.

People who take the game of Monopoly waaaay too damn seriously. In short, my whole damn family. We haven't played as a group since 2003 because we got into a screaming, flip the board, knock down chairs fight over overdue debts and whether or not to mortgage Park Place.

That the movie theaters make you put your own butter on the popcorn now. WTH is that all about? I already done arrived to the show 15 minutes late, I don't need to be spending precious time squirting butter on the top layer of the popcorn while the middle and the bottom stays good and dry.

That Heelys are still popular in Wal-Mart aisles.

When I find jelly in the peanut butter. WHO puts jelly on BEFORE peanut butter? The laws of logic don't support this, but every now and then, I find it and it makes my smuckers boil.

People who eat hard-boiled eggs in enclosed spaces daily. Old work war story right there.

When you're on the phone with someone and they say they'll call you RIGHT back....and then they do. Dude, did you have to be so literal? If you called me back in 3 days, I really wouldn't be mad.

People who continuously intentionally spell words wrong or in awkward ways in an attempt to be "cool" or "different".
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People who have their babies outside with nothing on their feet. I always see this out in public...Wal-Mart is almost always the scene of the crime. Yes, we know they can't walk yet, but cover that baby's feet!