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I'm just gonna let you guys play "Where's Waldo?" with this one right here. Waldo being everything that's wrong in this pic.




I wonder if syrup comes along with that side of flapjacks.




You can't tell her nothing. I can't help but to be reminded of this.




Why didn't she take a bath after she let her child write on her leg like that? (I'm hoping that's the work of a Sharpie and she didn't pay for that mess.)


Things I Don't Understand:




Negroes wearing wife beaters to the club.








Negroes dressed to go sledding in the club.

Negroes trying to thug up in the club. (Nigras prolly sippin on daiquiris)

*sigh* The girl on the left looks too young for a couple of things going on in this pic.

So this is what a strung out Rainbow Brite looks like.

What in the wooly mammoth hell? She probably blew a few paychecks on this chinchilla/muskrat blend. The "fur" is for warmth, but your tittays are hanging out. WTH?

Is she sitting bare assed? Between this and coochie steam girl, I ain't sitting nowhere in the club.

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Here are all the beautiful people of New York City, Houston, Atlanta and D.C. one day late.




Remember this reoccurring offender? Okay, so when she puts on clothes, she's actually a fashion victim. Greasy locks, overly made up and accessorized to death with those boat shoes to boot.

Oh, and I haven't seen a skirt like that since The Fresh Prince moved on up.





Spot the fried and dyed birds in this pic.




I don't know what the hell one is wearing and I don't know what died on the other's head.




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Is he about to snap ol' girl's neck? You don't get that close to my neck unless you have a warrant.



The Follwing People Need To Put Their Tittayballs Away














They use that same hair to make huts in Uganda.




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Are they or aren't they? (And you know the question.)





Kneegrows are gonna come out stanking because they have showers in the clubs.





Did he line himself up with a Sharpie?





Mermaid Weave - $22.83

Pleather Pants - Free with Salvation Army Voucher

Plastic Shoes - 1/2 Off At BOGO Sale

Being able to ignore the fact that you look like a damn fool in public....priceless.





If you're gonna show off your ass with the eyes attached, remember one thing: cocoa butter.

You know what? Just don't! Damn!

Party and Bullsh*t

It's That Time Again! You Do the Captions!

Make Beyshawn Dereon Knowles-Carter proud!

Don't forget the cardinal rule: No positivity whatsoever!

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From All the Parties.com: What kinda square-booty-knock-kneed ish is this?

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There was a litle tiff going on a few weeks ago with the people who were this young lady's friends and who obviously troll the site looking to make false "Girl, you all that and a bag of Fritos!" comments under the pics of people they know.

This was the comment section for this picture:

beyshawn
Fri Oct 26 07:21:24 UTC 2007

When does it stop being sexy and start being just sad?


flyemirates
Fri Oct 26 08:44:57 UTC 2007

LOL !


haddub
Fri Oct 26 13:23:49 UTC 2007

U R RIGHT SAD!!!


ellisnad
Sat Oct 27 04:10:54 UTC 2007

Wow some real haters. This my chick and she a bad bitch.


kc11
Sat Oct 27 17:48:14 UTC 2007

She does not look sad, she's actually a pretty lady...I hate when the real SAD ppl try and bring down females!!


pagan411
Sun Oct 28 06:51:45 UTC 2007

She is very pretty, probably better looking than all these folks who like to HATE on everybody!


beyshawn
Mon Oct 29 05:15:32 UTC 2007

Who cares if she's your friend? She looks like a busted link sausage. Call me hater...I could give a fuck, but I always call it as I see it.

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The beautiful people of the club scene across America.

First up: You can thank reader MsNic for assaulting your eyes with North Carolina's best.


He's about to tap her ass open for some red Kool-Aid.


Don't try to tell these chicks their squirrel skin ain't fly.




Tisha Campbell is letting it hang all out these days.




This is why you don't tell other people what you're wearing when you go out.



You can start wearing that again after you have the baby. That's just tacky now.



JUST BECAUSE THEY SELL IT...


I thought Uncle Rufus' pank Steve Harvey suit was for job interviews only.


Here's your prize, MsNic:





Part II of "I Have Friends, But We Ain't This Close/Bitch Get Off Me"




I've heard of bosom buddies, but this?












You Can Guess What Types of Parents They Are


Neglectful.


Over-protective.



Everybody's Taking Out Their Aggressions These Nights At the Club











Who Says That Halloween Is Just An Excuse To Dress Slutty?



Remember this big bitch from last week?












Since she couldn't be a Victoria's Secret angel, she went as a Citi Trends moth.




There were enough buns and rolls around to start a hood bakery.



This is just hurl inducing. Go home little girls.



She went as Thea Vidale. That's "sexy" right?



You know, you could stay your ass home if all you've got to wear is worn out draws to a costume party.



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