I'm gonna need for artists to come up with better promotion for their albums.
Make better sh*t, perhaps?
Just so you know...
If you ever need to mix football and f--- me heels...
Wait to see who's the first person on your block to put down their tax refund for a pair.
I need for LisaRaye to recognize that she's a politician's wife, not royalty.
First Lady LisaRaye McCoy-Misick Likens Herself to Princess Grace Kelly.
I wonder what my blow up doll face looks like
It may not look great...But anything is better than this
Why is her mouth always open?Should I send him a birthday wish just because he's my myspace friend?
I hope I always remember to appreciate the people who support me.
Is that where Usher gets it from?
I can't chat online, talk on the phone, text and hook up my Myspace and Facebook at the same time. I was not born after 1985!
When you were single, did you ever opt to date a single parent?
Dang Lisa Bonet, uh...Persia White.
Someone I really likeD described Alicia Keys as the most beautiful he'd ever seen...now I don't love her so much.
I still haven't changed my mind...Weeds is wack.
Showtime's Weeds Renewed for Fourth Season
Since some of ya'll confessed to chewing bologona rinds, I'll confess to nibbling on cupcake paper.
That's where all the flavor is!
Christmas coming up and that only means one thing...
24 hours of A Christmas Story!
Don't even try to contact me on Christmas Eve!
I think I'm grown now...
Since I brought a CD and a joined a mutual fund.
I'm so 504. 
Why did My Wife and Kids get so stupid? 
What are you cooking for thanksgiving? Are you even doing Thanksgiving this year? What's the deal with cranberry sauce?
Here are some reader recipes. Thanks Whatchusay? and Goli!
Whatchusay?'s Crazy (but good) Coca-cola Turkey Recipe
- wash the turkey down
- Put it in a pot thats tall enough for the turkey to be completely contained, neck down (I use a large lobster pot.)
- Take a knife and pierce the turkey's breast several times from the inside cavity. (like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas!)
- Pour 2 liters (or more depending on the size of your turkey) of Regular Coke (or Apple Cider) in the
cavity. (The liquid, will, of course, seep out of neck hole and fill up the pot. )
- Let it soak overnight.
- Next day, take it out, pat it dry with paper towels (or not) and season and cook as usual.
It will be the most dee-licious, juicy, tender turkey you ever made. (However, it may turn the skin a deep reddish brown that people may think is burnt.) No more dry white meat that you have to soak in gravy to keep from choking.
From reader Goliano:
Goliano's Brine for Smoked Turkey
This brine makes enough for a whole turkey and will not only add
flavor but give you a juicier and more tender bird.
Ingredients:
1 gallon vegetable stock
1 cup kosher salt
1/2 cup light brown sugar
4 cloves garlic, sliced
1/4 cup dried thyme
1 teaspoon black peppercorns, crushed
1/2 teaspoon allspice berries, crushed
Preparation:
Combine all ingredients. Mix thoroughly. Place turkey in brine. Add enough cold water to cover completely. Let sit in refrigerator for 24 hours or overnight. Remove turkey from brine, rinse and dry.
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How to smoke a turkey:
http://www.fabulousfoods.com/school/cstech/smoketurkey.html
Keep Bringing Them In!
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