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Okay, they're turning media whoring into a bustling industry.

Looky here:

The Beyonce Experience Coming To Theaters



I would like to personally meet those movie patrons to look insanity right in the face.

source


And While We're On The Beyonce Experience...

"Are you ready to be intotained?!!!"





What Bride Wouldn't Want To Be Upstaged?!!


Ewps!

Rihanna asked to leave cousin's wedding because of side-boob.



The 19-year-old singer went to her cousin Nigel Alstrom’s wedding in Barbados on Oct. 27. But before the happy couple even cut the cake, she was asked to take her on-display breasts and her diva attitude and get out, say sources.

“Rihanna is known for dressing very sexy - but no one expected her to show up at a wedding dressed like she was on stage,” declared a family insider. “She was the center of attention instead of the bride - and the bride and groom got upset!”

The entertainer also put on a show - blowing kisses to fans as she entered the church.

“She would have been more low-key, dressed appropriately and not have had such a ’star attitude,’” said the family insider.

“She had words with her aunt and mother, and she was asked to leave.”

Something in the milk ain't clean.



Jay Z Does Blender

I think these photographers are having fun at his expense with all of these full-on shots.




Now I have a powerful urge for some bologna.



Ex-NBA Player With At Least 8 Kids Files for Bankruptcy



[read complete article here]

Former NBA player Jason Caffey had two kids with his wife before she filed for divorce in Fulton County [Georgia] last year.

He also has had a slew of children — at least six others — with other women around the country, in and around Atlanta as well as in Alabama, Louisiana and Illinois.

Most went to court and got hefty child-support orders from Caffey while he was making millions playing professional basketball. Once he left the NBA in 2003, though, Caffey's well of cash dried up like the shores of Lake Lanier.

And it's starting to catch up to him. He recently spent about a week in a Tuscaloosa County jail in connection with one child-support case, and had an arrest warrant issued in Fulton County earlier this year for another.

According to bankruptcy documents, Caffey is nearly $2 million in debt and has about $1.15 million in assets, most of which is tied up in business ventures.

Among his other assets: two NBA championship rings he won with the Chicago Bulls ($10,000) and a 2006 Dodge Charger ($34,000).

Now living in Mobile, Caffey is a businessman, making $11,500 a month from a string of day-care centers [Oh, the irony.] and a sports bar, all in his hometown.

But he spends more than he earns — about $15,000 a month — forcing him to arrange a $50,000 loan from his mother, documents show.

Altman said he doesn't know if Caffey is currently paying child support to any of the mothers.

The three attorneys contacted by The Atlanta Journal-Constitution say he isn't. And one of them, Randy Kessler of Atlanta, noted the irony that Caffey has entered the child-care industry.
"He's a deadbeat," said another attorney, Clarence Roby Jr., who is representing a Louisiana woman who had two of Caffey's children. "If you choose to procreate and have children coast to coast and you don't take care of those children, you're a deadbeat."

It's not clear exactly how many children Caffey has fathered — and his lawyer's not telling.

The attorney for Caffey's wife, Bebe Caffey of Roswell, said she doesn't know, either. Neither does her client.

"She didn't know about all of the children," lawyer Regina Edwards said. "She knew about a few. She had no idea he was being that disrespectful to her."

The women listed as creditors in the bankruptcy documents had eight of his children— five boys and three girls between the ages of 3 and 14.

Locally, Caffey had children with at least two women: LoRunda [Wow] Brown of Lawrenceville and Nicole Carter of Atlanta, according to court records.

In the five years since Brown's boy was born, Caffey has since racked up more than $100,000 in child-support debt and prompted a Fulton County judge to issue the arrest warrant, said Brown's attorney, Randy Kessler of Atlanta. The warrant was never served.

Brown, meanwhile, is willing to lower the payments "if he would just pay her something," Kessler said. "She knows that he's not in the NBA. But she can't go with zero every month."


[This man is a case for another time, but I'm gonna need for women to stop thinking that professional sports will provide a windfall for themselves and their offspring. Apparently, seven women believed that unprotected sex with a mid-level athlete would set them up for at least 18 years.

And you know that's what they were thinking they let the seed fertilize the egg. I also notice that the age of his youngest child coincides with the year he left the NBA. You know he's still out there s*rewing, but the women aren't assuming the risk anymore. Ridiculous.]

They'd better step up their game like MAC Makeup did and get themselves a working attorney to knock them up.



And Now For Today's Editorial


Ving Rhames is too. damn. sexy.

Okay, so I finally saw the movie Rosewood. I avoided that movie all of these years for the obvious reasons, but it turned out to be a really good movie and the true story was told really well.

Besides that...whoo chile. Ving Rhames can get it seven ways to Sunday. (Yes, I've seen the Baby Boy scene, but he was waaay sessier here.) I so didn't care for the pairing of him with that can't-act-worth-a-damn Elise Neal.

He can get medieval on my ass ANYtime. [points if you know that movie. :( if you have no idea. ]