Tuesday, October 23, 2007

SSW Needs A Mascot

SSW needs physical representation. Something that embodies our collective thoughts and spirits. I present to you, Nala West.

Nala West's Bio:

What`s up I`m Nala, a sweet, fun, and sexy if I may say, down to earth bisexual female, from Houston Texas. I`m 5`2`,120 lbs, I`m attracted to outspoken, well-dressed, respectable, did I mention "WELL DRESSED" men, and sexy sweet caring females.

Hometown: Houston, TX

Movies and Shows: NEW JACK CITY... - ROCKA BYE BABY! COLOR PURPLE... -YOU TOLD HARPO TA BEAT ME THIN LINE... GET IN THE TUB!!! SET IT OFF... I NEEEED THAT MONEY TRAINNING DAY... OOOOHHH YOU MUTHA FUCKA... YOU SHOT ME IN DA ASS HARLEM NIGHTS -IMMA A HONEST HOE, AND ALL MY HOES IS HONEST TOO JUST TO NAME A FEW.. OOOOOH YEA AND THE 5 HEARTBEATS.... CANT NOBODY SANG LIKE EDDIE CANE

Books: Yesterday I cried Confessions Of A Video Vixen 5 PEOPLE YOU MEET IN HEAVEN GRRREAT! STRONGER THAN YESTERDAY JACK THE RIPPER BIO WHY MEN LOVE BITCHES THE MIND OF A SERIAL KILLER

Here's Ms. West's tribute to hatin ass hatas:



I would just like to add that I am thankful at this moment that this is a private blog because Ms. West apparently likes to make video responses to blogs that feature her videos:



I don't know about you, but I'm scared to have Ms. West yell at and direct me to s*ck on a hot c*ck.


So, what do you think? Does Nala West embody all of the traits of SSW? Would she make a good mascot? I have the beaver costume all ready if you all agree.


P.S. I swear I went to school with this beesh. Her name was Kia Kelly. That thing had a big ass gap and a ripe ass cantaloupe head. Maybe she moved her ass to Houston and decided to become an interweb celebrity. Otter mouth heffa.


Props to Freshalina for introducing me to this fluckery.