Shees and Giggles

A random SSWer on SSW After Dark...(you know who you are) sent me this link knowing full and well that I couldn't NOT post about it. If you are offended, please email me @ stopactinglikeyoudontknowthisiswhatbeyshawndereonknowles.carterdoes@gtfoh.com.


Latin Euro.com, an international dating site *cough* mail-order brides *cough*, shows profiles of women from acoss the world looking for love, money and marriage. I don't have a problem with the concept for the site, but chillllle... these profiles are kickboxing my soul.

Meet the lovelies:


Eve

Random SSWAD comments:

WTF is in her head?!
?????? (10/21/2007 2:00:21 AM): ...how in the fugg do you walk out of the salon with THAT on your head!?!?!?
?????? (10/21/2007 2:00:28 AM): chinese fans?
?????? (10/21/2007 2:00:31 AM): who do you have to piss off!
?????? (10/21/2007 2:00:35 AM): lmfao!!
?????? (10/21/2007 2:00:41 AM): baby broomsticks...
?????? (10/21/2007 2:01:05 AM):
?????? (10/21/2007 2:01:23 AM): remember those old school straw brooms that people used to put up on the wall for decor??.......



Yvonne Jean

??????? (10/21/2007 2:06:10 AM): ...or to make her draws match her bra! I guess 'fuck effort' is universal.




Rose

???????? (10/21/2007 2:19:23 AM): i was dying looking at that mess
????????(10/21/2007 2:20:03 AM): lmfao @ that outfit!!!





Safiatou

....2 reasons why polyester DOESN'T work in Africa...
?????? (10/21/2007 2:30:03 AM): the sweat marks under her arm pits tell me it was very hot that day
?????? (10/21/2007 2:30:17 AM): ......it's hot EVERYDAY!!! LOL



Marie Claire

(10/21/2007 2:32:28 AM): Now this is wifey material...see how her toes can grip the headboard?
look at that dirty ass wall on the link ???? posted!!!
?????? (10/21/2007 2:33:41 AM): lol
?????? (10/21/2007 2:33:45 AM): her pieces match..yessss
??????? (10/21/2007 2:34:04 AM):
??????? (10/21/2007 2:34:29 AM): Why is it dirty near the bed and white as the day it was painted at the top?
???????(10/21/2007 2:35:03 AM): your feet cant touch that part
??????? (10/21/2007 2:35:24 AM): lmao!!
??????? (10/21/2007 2:36:14 AM): lol I think she was mastering gripping the wall
??????? (10/21/2007 2:36:25 AM):
??????? (10/21/2007 2:36:42 AM): She's wifey material man I'm serious!
??????? (10/21/2007 2:37:03 AM): not if dude gotta paint the walls every 6 months
??????? (10/21/2007 2:37:11 AM): ha ha!!
??????? (10/21/2007 2:37:32 AM): .....if she would just wash her feet.....we could avoid all of this.

More to come later, PLUS the men!