Party and Bullsh*t

Ladies and Gentlemen, the beautiful people of New York City, Atlanta, Houston and Miami.











I know the owners don't appreciate your coochie steam all on their furniture.




Ass clevage is not where it's at.




It's written all over your face...you don't have to say a word...




Somehow, the men still weren't interested when she showed them her glory hole.




She jumped into a time machine to find someone to do those Poetic Justice braids.




...And Mizz thought Natasha had the Grand Canyon on her chest.




I don't know about you, but I can't resist a man in muskrat fur and chemistry goggles.




He's about to be crippled all over again in a minute.




She made a mistake and activated her tittay floats before she got in the pool.




Who flipped over the praying mantis?




For the most part, ladies take time...




...To make themselves look nice...






...And it's messed up when all you run into is the Fuck Effort Crew™ .




When your makeup looks like it's in 3-D, put the brushes down.










You know she's serving on the usher board in the morning.




She was just surprised by the flash, ya'll.




Her ass is blinding folks at night.




My kind of man. Teeth just get in the way.




I'm not trying to turn you out, I'm tryin' to turn you on to some game.




The drawbacks to the snap-on weave.




If you have to create tittay vents, it's time for a larger top.




Don't look directly into the Adam's ap... *ahem* her beautiful eyes.