Thankful

This turkey month, I've been reflecting on what I'm thankful for.

Of course, I'm thankful for my family, our togetherness and all that good stuff, but I'm thankful for the little things. I'm thankful for you, Larry H., my first object of lust.





I'm thankful that you did not take advantage of a 12-13 year old hotblooded individual. I'm thankful that you took that May-December/illegal thing we had going on and didn't touch it with a 10-foot pole or any pole for that matter.




I'm thankful I only caught the tail-end of that movie Phat Girlz starring Mo'nique yesterday.

That movie was hurrible! Did they shoot it with a View-Master? Did they make up that dialogue as they went along? Why was 'Nique so greasy?





That I don't live within 500 feet of the Maury Povich Show.

I want to snatch all the uteruses and vas deferens from everybody involved in those damn paternity test shows.


Remember when this chile told her boyfriend was her clearly black child was dark because she has Mexican in her family?





That I was such a timid person growing up.

There are so many lucky people out there right now who owe their ability to walk without a limp to the fact that I woooh saaah daily.







I'm too broke for these.








I wasn't on the road when Brandy left this event last week.


Bad, huh?







I'm old enough to remember when this





was this






And we had better choices than this







That my family is the Munsters without the normal one.






For Jergens.







That mama didn't play us in public by having us go out looking like this




Shame, shame Thandi! Breaking the cardinal rule of black folk and their children's hair in public.






A black film still came out on top although, SOME people tried to boot it in the leg.







For the fact that I only have to pay back my student loans every other month.









For not getting that haircut.


Not THIS haircut, but it was just as bad.







For common sense.









That black don't crack.


Rihanna, Ciara and Patti, Patti at the 2007 World Music Awards Sunday.




For Sisqo!


*sigh*