Party and Bullsh*t

I give you the beautiful people from all the hotspots around the nation.

But first, loyal SSW reader, INR submitted her own photos with commentary. Honestly, I don't know where she gets it from...

As a thank you, she'll receive a Citi Trends store credit that went unredeemed by another customer in the amount of $43.13. Congratulations, INR! Keep 'em coming!

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Remy Ma trends have infiltrated our state.


Nothing really wrong here except where are her teef?


Seriously....no one told me Tay Zonday was gonna be in town. I would have made an effort to make an appearance.


Homegirl is feelin mighty sexy or drunk. Ugh.


The glasses really don't mask the high. Are those glasses government issued?


He just looked awkward to me.....kind of like that cartoon dog with the droopy eyes. Is his name Droopy? Or an old ass Tone Loc.


He brought his uncle T-Bone out to party and represent the 501......t-shirt included. Funky cold medina.


All that Electric Blue has a real dramatical effect on her aura. Stop playing in ya mamas makeup bag.


I was skimming through and then went back. I mean really....how can you NOT notice this kneegrow with the deluxe bowtie on? He missed his prom back in '86. Let that man live out his fantasy!



She just got her Thriller jacket off of layaway and she don't care what you say!


If she's walking around looking shocked, she should loosen the velcro on that yaki ponytail.


Fugly has the right to go clubbing, too.


WTH? She scared like a mofo.


Try again, honey. Sexy called and it doesn't want anything to do with you.


You too.


She looks like a big ass Bratz doll.




She forgot to wash out that style after she finished middle school.




Next time, just cut out the middle man and just go clubbing in ya draws.


Sista girl has tasted the rainbow a wee too much.


She bringing pissy back back.


Fine.


Nice big hands.


The next time you wear this outfit to the club, don't show off for the cameras because we can see the white lining of your ass pads... And we can see how it's cutting into your thigh.


Dude has on bedazzled jeans, a turned up collar and some rosary beads. He's not trying to holla. He's giving out fashion tips.


The photo scared the bejesus out of me when it popped up.


The Pimps Up, Hoes Down convention is next week.


Hurry....she gotta go wee wee.




I don't care how hard you try, you can't be sexy in sky blue isotoner slippers... And they're filthy to boot.


Is he doing the Roger Rabbit?
Are those Carlton loafers?
Is that his see-thru freakum sweater?


Aw...looky who it is with her new client, MC Such and Such. You see how she manages to keep her mouth shut hiding those chocolate chicklets?


Here she is with her top client D-Nice who hasn't had a hit since a student driver dented his Mitsubishi Galant.