I Can't Think of Anything

Willona Woods' promotional pics for the new season of her BET show:













This season, she moves her brood to live with her in Atlanta. Hilarity ensues.



Who Knew? I Didn't.





Melanie Brown and her mother out doing stuff.



Putting All Your Business Out In the Street



Mariah getting waxed at 106 & Park.



Clifford the Big Red Dog Foreshadows That His Goose Is Cooked

November 2007 Issue of Complex Magazine





The gun in your draws is never a good look.



Bon appetit.



Hmph.





Is Oprah Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch?



[via Faded Youth Blog]

Oprah Winfrey has flown to South Africa for crisis meetings over allegations of sexual misconduct at her exclusive $40 million girls’ school.

A matron at Oprah Winfrey’s posh school for girls near Vereeniging apparently “fondled” one of the pupils, and assaulted another.

Rapport newspaper has also revealed that the matron, who is alleged to have grabbed a girl by the throat and thrown her against a wall, is not the only one to have been charged with unacceptable behaviour by girls at Oprah’s school.

The charges against the matron were that she often swore and screamed at the children, assaulted the girls, that she choked one girl and threw her against a wall and that she indecently fondled at least one of the girls.

Security arrangements at the school had been stepped up in the past week, said a neighbour, who did not want to be identified.

Uh-oh….Oprah is going to undoubtedly kick some major ass. Go get ‘em, girl!



Speaking of O



[via Someplace I Forgot]

Ooh, I love it when Oprah casually just lets a doozy slip out on her show. On last Friday's episode of the Oprah Show, she had on guests who were the other women in the relationship--women who had been involved in affairs with married men. Later on in the show, Oprah would bring out wives who had been cheated on by their husbands and everyone would get a chance to interact. Well, during the segment with the mistresses, O let the bomb drop that as a young woman, she had been a mistress.

I don't think I've ever said this on TV before, but your story really mirrors my own. In my 20s, I was involved with a married man, and it is one of my greatest regrets. I later found out that the married man also had another "other woman." It is such a powerless position to be in. I don't have a whole lot of regrets in my life, but I regret it because of how pathetic it made me as a woman.

Dang, Oprah! I don't know if any of you were watching, but the reactions of the women on panel were fairly priceless. The woman Oprah had been talking to practically had her jaw drop, but she kept it together, even though I'm fairly sure I could see a thought bubble rising from her head with the words, "Oprah, you filthy little slut!" rising from her head. Oprah keeps it real, y'all. I swear to God, that show is my crack.



An Usher Bedtime Story


King magazine adds some prespective to the Usher Raymond/Tameka Foster hookup.

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Ha!