Hater Friday

Ah, it's another Friday and you know what I'm all about. I'm a snarky ass and proud. I delcare today and every subsequent Friday, HATER FRIDAY. Be like me and let your snark reign free!


I'm gonna begin HATER FRIDAY talking about these damn celebrities and the mess that is going on with them and we'll hate on them together, as a family. I'm gonna ask for your help later on today with the Party and Bullsh*t posts. Glacias beeshes in advance.


Up first, something I'm sure a lot of you have a problem with:





Common and Kerry "Mouth" Washington. Why is his hand so pressed against her side?




You know they go together, right?






Ain't nothing that funny.


Here's the video where Common handpicked Washington to star in. Was Tameka Foster busy?







Let the Geigh Boys Be Boys


Not this shit again.

Looks like 50 Cent has another face-to-face showdown on his hands. But this time, it’s with defunct boybander Lance Bass!

The two singers launched competing books Tuesday night, and they were more than happy to talk some (tongue-in-cheek) smack about who was going to end up on top.

“He doesn’t stand a chance,” Senor Cent told me at the launch of his coffee-table tome, “50 x 50.”

“With me, everything’s a competition, so I bet you the end of next week, I’ll be moving more copies than him,” Fitty said over dinner at Philippe. “This is the same competition - this is Kanye West and 50 Cent all over again!”


Ummm Magilla, what's with all these excuses to get near the geigh community? That bedazzled Curtissss hat is not gonna help with your Geightown membership.



Al B. Your Whore

Al B., the one who put the uni in brow, attended an album release party this past Monday in NYC.









A friend of mine emailed me this week about his experience with Mr. Sure (who may be trying to make a getback since he's in all these places) while working at a Hollywood House of Blues:

...Next there was Al B Sure. Al B is on swole. He must have invested well cause he still eating good and can afford an S-Curl kit. He was standing near me during the show and at times he would be singing and playing air piano. I wanted to say to him on several occasions "Nigga will you please be quiet, it's 2007 not 1987! And why do Diddy spend so much time with your kid?"


LMUAO! He stoopid.




Cunty Rice

The writers at Faded Youth Blog tackled this heffa with the skill I approve of.





Desiree Anita Ali-Fairooz, an anti-war protestor from the Code Pink organization, was detained yesterday after confronting ice queen Condoleezza Rice at a congressional hearing.

As the buck-toothed Secretary of State approached the podium, Farooz placed her hands, which were covered in red paint, in Condi’s face and blasted her for being a “war criminal” before she abruptly escorted from the chamber.

The entire time, meanwhile, Rice remained aloof and sterile as she said her hellos and how are yous.

Watch the clip. It’s frightening how unaffected she was. Girlfriend must be on the same prescription drugs that Laura Bush is on.


Watch a wench get embarassed here:





Murry J. Why

Southernblackgurl at Real Gossip 101 tried to put words to Mary J. Blige's latest atrocity, but she, like myself are ultimately speechless:

Three words: 1. What 2. the 2. hell? Wait a minute, here's another five words:
1. Mary, 2. stand 3. your 4. ass 5. still. So in all, I have just eight words: What the hell?! Mary, stand your ass still! And because it's Friday, here's three bonus words: At all times!




That note at the end was soooo unnecessary.




Hate on.