Blame SSW Reader Twiz

A few of you asked whether or not some people actually go out dressed in these foolywang ways. Sadly, they do.

This is a little different from the people I post from All the Parties. Those are regular people who go out looking like a damn fool, but I think these people have their own special parking space at the state mental health facility.



What should you expect to see at a prepaid mobile sponsored event?



A dude with a high top fade and another who styles his hair with Pank Oil Moisturizer.






A chick wearing a bikini top and a fur wrap.




A young lady rocking fresh fingerwaves.




A man and his "employees".




A SWV reunion.




"I get so treep in the peas I can hardly see..."





A woman who always brings her children out to party with her.




J.J. Evans' long lost sister.




A Becky.




And a black guy scooping them all up.




Hot.



An Oldie But Goodie

Attention Parents: This is how some children nowadays present themselves at formal events!




I bet they didn't pay for a damn thing that whole night and the girl had to put in half for the limo.


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The girl on the left is trying to figure out WTH she's doing there.

It looks as if blue girl's seams have busted on that..."cost effective" dress.




This dress has "fvck effort" written all over it.




Where in the hell does she think she is? Did her date just rip off the bottom of that Mexican dress?




Some lady named Shay in the neighborhood sewed all these dresses with a needle and thread the night before for $18 and a pack of Newports.




A garter belt, Maria?




They're looking casket sharp.




She's gonna drink somebody's blood tonight.




She's looks handcuffed and shackled.





You've got to be f-ing kidding me.





Why is the little boy in the wrankled Rocawear suit attending?




They wear more clothes at Carnival in Brazil.




She thinks it's Carnival in Jamaica, so she came as the flag.



Ashanti's sister Shia, who has never met an ill-fitting garment she didn't like, attended her senior prom with a similar theme:



When did looking like a reject Vegas showgirl come into style?




You would get laughed and embarassed out of the building.




The cast of To Wong Foo.




My soul looked back and wondered...




At T-Error Mari's prom, somebody's mama tried to sneak into the party.




But...shhhhhh! Don't tell no-body!