Party and Bullsh*t

I apologize for the small amount of fluckery in this post.





You do know people piss on those things, right?




Don't use a makeup stencil next time.




He don't feel that thing poking him in his side?




She's okay, but those eyebrows are flucking with me.




She looks like a big ass Mardi Gras king cake.




Dude went back to '91 to find this shirt.




This Rapunzel weave would put Ashanti to shame.




The Little Puerto Rican Mermaid is not serious, right?




She's gonna have to manually detach her vagina from those shorts later on.




IDK why, but the the green is bothering me....




...And the mom pants.




Who told her a dry ass ponytail decorated with her daughter's barettes were cute?






Is that belt serving a purpose?






This "woman" is gag-inducing.




Okay, that big ass C-section scar should prevent you from wearing this.




Frankly, I'm afraid of any woman rocking the "Mr. T".




Unh, break me off a piece of that.




The short bus dropped off some people...




...And their dates.




What kind of bootleg ass dance team gear is this?




Clearly, this club's creepy old guy that night.




I ain't mad at the outfit. I'm mad I can see her footprint in those tight ass Reeboks.



Ain't that Red from The Five Heartbeats?