VMA Junkies

Just getting this already old stuff up...


(Soon, I'm gonna learn how to do those darn thumnail pics so these posts won't be so long...)


The VMA's are now in the same league as the Soul Train Awards.


This photo sums up the entire awards show in Las Vegas last night.



It was stupid of Britney to not challenge everyone's expectations and actually do a different type of performance. That sexy, dream girl act ain't in her. She's too old (grown) for that and had the perfect opportunity to at least try something new, but fell victim to that played out act she's been doing since she was 16. She let a lot of people down.


Or, maybe it was the shoes...



The red carpet was filled with the usuals and unusuals...


The Grape Ape and his high roller gear.


Jennifer Hudson with suffocated breasts BUT without the usual belly outline!


Dwarfing Ludacris


Kanye in his little man tux. Alexis was dressed beyond Thunderdome.


Someone invited Mel B.


Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Garner. Why were they attached at the hip the whole night? Jen seemed afraid of his erratic behavior.


Eve posing like she's a big kid now.

Fishy poo came through..




...Looking like a zesty bandit.





The Willona Woods of R&B.


Cee-Lo showed up to do some lab work during commercial breaks.


This big ass kid.


Ashanti being waaay overzealous having her picture taken.

As was Shar Jackson.

Showing us what she had for dinner


...while simuntaneously baffling everyone as to why she's on the red carpet.


Beyonce stayed true to the Vegas theme with this number. [Like she could do anything else.]


Someone sneaked Solange in through the back.

Solo finally got some alone time on the carpet (after tipping photogs).





What in the hell is she wearing?


Are those jalapeno popper earrings?


"No you stay here, I'll be back out to pick you up later."



Lil Mama clearly trying to look like a damn fool and go down in infamy ala Lil Kim and the titty patch of '97.


Alicia Keys getting her Lara Croft: Tomb Raider on.




Then as a maniac, maniac on the floor with this 80's number while doing a George Michael cover.


Dr. Dre with his prison muscles.




Rihanna performing...Only thing I recall about this performance is seeing the shot of Ashanti singing along. 'Shanti probably was reminiscing about the good ol' days all night.


50 Cent performing "In Da Club" to remind people who he is.




Chris Brown doing a lot of stuff.

What is he looking at?