Party and Bullsh*t

I'm just gonna let you guys play "Where's Waldo?" with this one right here. Waldo being everything that's wrong in this pic.




I wonder if syrup comes along with that side of flapjacks.




You can't tell her nothing. I can't help but to be reminded of this.




Why didn't she take a bath after she let her child write on her leg like that? (I'm hoping that's the work of a Sharpie and she didn't pay for that mess.)


Things I Don't Understand:




Negroes wearing wife beaters to the club.








Negroes dressed to go sledding in the club.

Negroes trying to thug up in the club. (Nigras prolly sippin on daiquiris)

*sigh* The girl on the left looks too young for a couple of things going on in this pic.

So this is what a strung out Rainbow Brite looks like.

What in the wooly mammoth hell? She probably blew a few paychecks on this chinchilla/muskrat blend. The "fur" is for warmth, but your tittays are hanging out. WTH?

Is she sitting bare assed? Between this and coochie steam girl, I ain't sitting nowhere in the club.

Freaky Friday...So what you gon' do?

I guess...this can be a lil NSFW...so click here if you want to go straight to the comments section...*wink*












You Can Only Choose One...

For the Ladies...

Male Model Ngo


Or the recently crowned "Most Beautiful Black Man Alive" Djimon Hounsou

Choices..choices...choices....

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Fellas....

Now...we all know angel's ass is about as real as the "relationships" on FOL...
so which is it? Angel's fake arse...or Deelishis?

Still can't make up your mind?
Click on these....



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Throwback of the Day...

Adina Howard Freak Like Me

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

What scares you? Well here's what scares me

Your Turn...

An Hour In My Head

By AoE

Shut up Diddy, we going 3 for 3 this year. Eat a fat one...

-NEW RELEASES-

DJ DRAMA

FACE

Both albums go off

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This girl is infected with many deadly diseases!!!!!!!!!

Aight so I'm hatin...sue me

The Best Show in the Whole Free World!!!!

Quite Possibly the best conversation in Boondocks history:

Gin Rummy: I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

Riley: What?

Gin Rummy: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist does not mean you have evidence of something that doesn't exist.

Riley: What?

Gin Rummy: What country are you from?

Riley: What?

Gin Rummy: 'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?
Riley: What?

Gin Rummy: English, mother****er! Do you speak it?

Riley: Yeah.

Gin Rummy: So you understand the words I'm saying to you!

Riley: Yeah.

Gin Rummy: Well, what I'm saying is that there are known knowns and that there are known unknowns. But there are also unknown unknowns; things we don't know that we don't know.

Riley: What?

Gin Rummy: Say what again! Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you, mother****er! Say what one more time!

When I finally get my pit, his name is going to be Baby Glock

The 8th Wonder of the World, I will be visiting here

Music all day everyday, last ten songs I listened to:

Elevators- Outkast

You Shouldn't Know These Things- Maxwell

Run For It- Juvenile

In the End- Linkin Park

Black Girl Lost- Nas

Trouble 96'- Pac

Turn off the Lights- Teddy Pend-her....

In the Air Tonight- Phil Collins

Humpin Around- Bobbaaayyyy

Help- Wayne

Its a dangerous thing...

And last but not least, a lil suttin suttin from the

Vibe to this one entitled,

"Me-Yow!"

Bytch I dont like, dont think that I do

Everything aint all good cause I'm smilin at you

Do I look like I give a f*&@

cause u got a new truck?!

Do you think I give a damn

cause its all good w/ your man?

Yo outfit is ugly, your shoes are so cheap

& I hope you know I saw your man at the club

tryin to creep, creep, creep, creep

Your nailpolish is chippin, you got flakes fallin from your gel

And that perfume, bytch u know that shit really smells

Hoe, u aint all that, cause you got a new job

and I know how u got it, you slobbed on his knob!

You think you all that, but I know the real

All that sh!t you got u got on, how u know yo ass steals!

O wait, u comin closer, let me put on my fake grin

"Hey girl hey! How u doin? How's it goin? Where u been?!"

snap beeshes

THE END

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