This is one interesting looking ass family...
Art imitating life?
The Sh*ts & Giggles Award Goes To...
Courtesy of Bossip & C&D...If your phone rings during sex, do you answer?
Hell no. No. No! That’s not making love. That’s f*cking. F*cking is, [humping frantically, picking up the phone] “Hello!? Yeah, nigga!!! Man, you crazy!!” Nah, I wouldn’t answer the phone because I be screaming and everything. I’m sensitive, no homo. If you touch me, man. my shit is over-intense. I look at it as a blessing because it makes everything better.
What’s the craziest thing a girl has screamed out to you during sex?
There was this one girl that used to always scream “Aiy! Aiy! Aiy!” and nobody could figure out what it meant. But that was just a jumpoff. When you’re making love, nobody’s screaming. You’re just in each other’s ear breathing and shit. I don’t do that f*cking sh*t. I’m small, I mean, not my [d*ck] but my body, my legs and all that sh*t be hurting afterwards. I got a hernia and everything. My mama was like, “How did you get that” and the doctor said, “Well, it usually comes from strenuous activity. He probably was picking up heavy things.” My mama was like, “No, cause he don’t pick up a f*ckin’ thing. He’s straining by f*cking all them f*ckin’ girls,” tellin’ em, “That’s what you’re doing, having too much f*ckin’ sex.” So I’m layin’ there on the doctor’s table like, thanks, you might as well test me for AIDS now because she’s crazy. But naw, I don’t pound like that. That’s never been my thing. Animals f*ck like that. I’m not an animal. If you wanna be f*cked like an animal, go find a nigga that’ll f*ck you like that, cause I’m not gonna do it. Not gonna do it!
I think I'm in love....*passes out*
& After....
Crack is wack...
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