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Jenny Better Swing By the Block



Jennifer Lopez is "barely on talking terms" with her mother because she is too busy to pick up the phone, according to reports. The singer/actress, 38, is believed to have grown distant from her once-cherished mother, Guadalupe, who cannot confirm rumors her daughter is expecting a baby because they are not talking.

[Methinks Skeletor the Rebirth may have something with her wanting to stay away.]



[Can you blame her?]

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Speaking of Jenny...


Jennifer and husband Marc Anthony in London yesterday.


What's with her look here? I have the sudden need to hum the Muppet Babies theme.




Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan



Since I know you are feening for some news about the former members of Diddy's defunct group, Da Band and since Dave Chappelle has immortalized this rapper, singer, janitorial engineer...What does he do?

Da Band Rapper Gets Second Shot At Fame
Former Da Band rapper Dylan Dilinjah is set to make a career comeback - and promises to rekindle his friendship with hip-hop star Diddy. The young rapper, discovered and then rejected by hitmaker Combs on MTV reality show Making The Band 2, has signed a deal with independent label Uprising Records.

Writing on his MySpace.com page, Dylan thanked the record company for giving him a second chance and pledged to put the much-publicized feud between him and Diddy behind him...

[Blah, blah, blah... I want to know what's going on with Sarah the "singer" of the group. What's going on with her and her McDonald's eyebrows? The public wants to know.]



Key Key Baby

Keyshia Cole at ther album listening party in New York City







[These days, everytime I see Keyshia Cole, I want to break out singing, "I was your lover and your sek-a-ter..."]



Wonky-Eyed Bastid of the Day



[I hate ignorance peddlers.]



Is It True?

Ludacris' 30th (really?) birthday bash September 7th









Sexy actress Gabrielle Union has a new hip-hop honey in the shape of birthday boy Ludacris. The rapper, who recently turned 30, and the Bad Boys II star have been dating for the last two months, according to friends. The new romance is Union’s first serious fling since she split from husband Chris Howard in 2005. Union, 34, was the rapper’s special guest at his recent birthday party, which he held at Cafe Martorano at the Rio hotel in Las Vegas on 7 September (07). A source who attended the exclusive party tells In Touch Weekly magazine, "They were openly affectionate."

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It's another Friday afternoon, so you know what that means...