An Old Child and Two Bodily Waste Receptacles
And Beauty is their name...
Hoe, Hoe, Hoe....Green Giant
Kim Kardashian was among one of the many porn stars who stutted her stuff on the calwalk during last night’s big Heatherette runway show during New York Fashion Week.
Paris Hilton usually does the ceremonial walk, but the hotel heiress is shooting a movie in Toronto. [source]
America's Next Top Baby Mama is currently in practice to preform on the next edition of ABC's Dancing With the Stars. She will be performing against boxing champion, Floyd Mayweather, Jr. among others.
Serena Does Fashion Week LL Cool J Style 
And Now For The World According To An Alleged Rapper 
“We need to go step to MTV and Viacom, and lets talk about all these fucking shows that they have on MTV that is promoting homosexuality, that my kids can’t watch this shit. Dating shows that’s showing two guys or two girls in mid-afternoon. Let’s talk about shit like that! If that’s not fucking up America, I don’t know what is.”
-Ja Rule as interviewed by Complex magazine
[source]
[Uh, I'm gonna need you to take care of some personal sh*t before you go on your crusade to un-f*ck up America. And I'm not talking about you taking responsibility in rap music, because it's awfully apparent that no matter how much you try, it doesn't want anything to do with you. I'm talking about YOU, a grown ass, middle-aged man, who managed to get arrested on one of the usual hip-hop artist charges (gun posession) right when you released that weak ass single a few weeks ago. You know your kids can see that too, right? How about you work on not striving to be the definition of "nigga". You and Ignant Nation know what I'm referring to. Work on that sweetie, and then and only then will you have the right to dream about bitching about anything else. It's all about sweeping up outside your own house first, 'kay? Pass that one on to your friends, too. One more little thing, you complain about MTV and not BET?
I guess you figure it's best not to bite the hand that doesn't even feed you anymore.]
Not The Baby!
Angelina Jolie's daughter Zahara, has had a tough little ride since she was born and now it’s believed she may be forced to have surgery, because she was born with a painful hip condition. Sources say the Ethiopian-born tot - adopted by Jolie in 2005 - suffers from hip dysplasia.
The congenital condition means her thigh bone is improperly connected to the hip. It could affect the way the two-year-old walks and runs as she grows, and she may need to wear braces to help her limbs return to a normal position. A source revealed: “Brad and Angelina have talked with their pediatrician, who told them Zahara may need to have surgery. They’ll do whatever it takes to see that she’s a happy, healthy child.”
Alfred Tria, clinical professor of St Peter’s University told a US magazine: “She may need to wear braces to help her legs and hips return to normal positioning.” Sadly it is not the only health problem young Zahara has faced. She has recovered from rickets and was so malnourished when the couple brought her home from an Addis Ababa orphanage two years ago that she spent a week at a New York hospital. Zahara also had salmonella poisoning.
[Queen Z will be okay. It's a blessing that she has a family who is now able to care for her.]
This Negro Here
50 Cent was on Howard Stern this morning and told them he missed shooting people. WTF?!?! He also said that Eminem still makes 25% of all of Fiddy's albums. No wonder Em retired. Fiddy also made a revelation that even though he'll lose the top spot in record sales, he won't be quitting the music industry. No shit there, son.
[They shoulda never gave you ninjas platforms to showcase your ignance.]
I Guess It's Something
Squeezed into a skin-tight mini-dress, Mariah Carey stepped out last night for a good cause — jury duty!
"Girl, are you still wearing those damn butterflies?"
The multi-octave songstress was on hand to celebrate the release of a postage stamp that highlights the importance of jury duty. The honourary stamp was issued in Manhattan to highlight Juror Appreciation Day.
Angelina has the plight of refugees. Bono has non-partisan AIDS activism. And now Mimi has jury duty awareness.
Way to make a difference, girl!
[source]
Cause and Effect
This:
Kanye West leads 50 Cent in first day of album sales battle.
May have something to do with this:
Gorillas Now 'critically endangered' says conservationists.
*[When Stardell comes in, we will continue yesterday evening's scintillating conversation.]
[guest blogged by Univgurl]
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