Apology In Advance

Sorry, sorry for the brevity of this post, but it's slow as hell out there and I've got to go soon.

Kelly Rowland To Further Shrink Minds After Pop Career



Destiny's Child singer Kelly Rowland is dreaming of becoming a child psychologist once she ends her pop career.

[She must have started this venture as of July 3, 2007, the release date for Ms. Kelly, the last nail in the coffin of the pop career.]

The 26-year-old feels she can use her knowledge and life experience to relate to the younger generation.

[She's gonna be a big hit with the kids suffering from "middle child complex", sibling worship, daydreaming, and daddy issues.]



Dr. Roxanne Shante, Educatin’ The People



Roxanne Shante, who was one of the first women in hip-hop, fooled her label and everyone else into paying for her education! Her label, thinking that she would never really finish school, gave her a clause in her contract that she got at age 15 that said they would pay for her education. Many, many years later, she is now a Ph.D. and they paid for ALL of it.

Lil’ Mama, please take note! When that tour bus breaks down and that lip gloss loses it’s luster, where you gonna be?

[I bet my Trapper Keeper if record companies were offering educational guarantee clauses in contracts, these simple ass artists would fight to get that ish removed.]




Side-Eyes A-Coming

I have nothing to add to this pic of Kim Kardashian other than I'm sick of her and these dresses (I can't recall the designer.) And the side-eye the camera man behind her is giving is cracking my stuff up.





More much later, toodles!