Irony 101
Jostens Dereon Class Ring
"The one-of-a-kind Deréon Class Ring is a must-have. Boasting a stunning 27 cubic zirconia..."
[How appropriate. I wasn't going to post this, but someone brought up an excellent point: How are people who didn't finish high school gonna push class rings? Ugly ass class rings at that. For $449.95? While gumball machines still exist? Who would want to commemorate their four years with gaudy old lady jewelery? And if a dude orders this...]
[courtesy of C+D]
Fashun Moment
The House of Dereon threw a fashion show earlier this summer in Houston. I only bring this up if you were not fortunate enough to view the designs of fashion maven, Celestine Knowles:
WHERE on God's green earth would you have the need to wear this?
There's a big market for bedazzled ice skating outfits, I'm sure.
You couldn't pass high school home ec. with this.
Is this 1999? Is Sisqo gonna jump out the back for a special performance? No words for this at all.
Every woman on the go needs a fug leather-bound halter strap top in the summer.
Is this a hoodie short set? For when you're only chilly on your head and the top half of your arms.
I'm sure she didn't plan on her career going in this direction.
Seriously, WTF is with these sleeves?
Bish is gonna work it anyway.
Can't be without the Knowles patented Two-Shades-Too-Light™ Majorette Stockings made famous by Beyonce and her sister in Christ, Kelly R.
She's daring anybody to say something smart.
Oh, to be standing there and seeing the audience's reaction...
At least the attendees were well put together. Clearly not Dereon's target demographic.
...But then again...
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