Apprenons-nous quelque chose nouveau? Non!
Do we learn anything new? Hells no!
Be Careful
Hunt Intensifies for Missing Chicago Woman
There is evidence that this young professional was being stalked because she recently filed a complaint with the police department regarding threatening calls. We should always be careful and vigilant because this could easily be one of us.
[Thanks, D.A.]
A Black History Moment
In order to get the taste of Curry out of our mouths, I present to a timely black history fact:
Yesterday, September 24th, wass the anniversary of the death of Nancy Green. You may be wondering who on earth Nancy Green is, but truth be told, she is a household figure... she is the original Aunt Jemima of Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix.
Born a slave in 1834, she became a popular storyteller and America's first African-American spokesmodel. In 1890, the owner of the pancake mix was looking for a face to market his product. He hired Green, and three years later she was a huge hit at the World's Columbian Exposition in Chicago. Her popular demonstration nearly caused a riot, and police were assigned to her booth to ensure the crowds kept moving. Her natural kindness, warmth, and appealing personality, combined with her skills as both a cook and performer, made her the ideal Aunt Jemima. She was proclaimed the Pancake Queen and given a lifetime contract to be the company's spokesperson.
Source: African American Registry
Mo'Nique Gets Ugly
Charm School headmistress Mo’Nique has joined the cast of Ugly Betty as a weekend receptionist at “Mode,” reports TV Guide.
Apparently Mo’s character has the hots for account hottie Henry Grubstick (Christopher Gorham), so things should get enormously interesting!
Mo’s single episode will air late November/early December.
[I hope Wilhelmina gets on her about those fields of cacti growing on her legs. ]
Guess the Blasian
At age 14.
Still Everywhere You Don't Want Her To Be
Check out Beyonce's new American Express Ad.
[I'll be waiting for you at the bottom of this video wearing my thinking cap.]
[No Sorlando!? Mama Tina, Matthew, his porno 'stache, and the damn near transparent Cousin Beyince got speaking roles...even Baby Daniel got a shot out. Some random kids, that ugly style of shoe she loves to wear, the laptop she claimed she doesn't use and, of course, Dereon fashun got the spotlight, but they had no room for So So? You know she wasn't busy. Everybody's gonna be balling at the end of the month, waving around their residual checks in Solange's face while she works the graveyard shift at Dave & Buster's with a change belt in the arcade. Man, family can be coldblooded.]
Just Khiakin It
Just a thought:
She never bothers with a bra because those floppy things are fused to her torso.
The Awful Truth
The bad thing about trends are...
...everyone knows about them.
For the Lusher In You
This is so up my alley right now.
Vodka Press
From Extra Tasty
1.5 ounces vodka
1 part club soda or tonic
1 part Sprite or other lemon lime soda
lime garnish, optional
Fill a highball glass with ice. Add vodka, soda/tonic, and sprite.
Garnish with lime if using. Enjoy.
Serves 1.
Wishing Well
Photobucket, the image hosting site, is holding a huge celebrity look a-like contest. See if you can guess who these misguided folks think they look like:
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