Thursday, August 30, 2007

The Goings On

A wealth of reality show fodder dined at the Koi restaurant in West Hollywood last night.

Mel B was out with her husband.





She does not know how to stay in the house, but dammit if she doesn't look good while doing it.


Mike Tyson and a date were also spotted ouside the restaurant.




Sorry ladies, but you let this one get away.



Kanye and fiancee Alexis were backstage after the listening party for his new album, Graduation.





Jennifer Lopez entertains the idea of procreating with her delightful husband, Marc Anthony:





"We're waiting for it to happen, but I guess it'll happen when God wants it."...The 38-year-old star is enjoying being a stepmother to Marc's three children from two previous relationships, ages 14, six and four...."My priorities have taken a different lead - I mean, Marc is the most important thing in my life. He's my partner, he's the love of my life."
[Maybe you should wait to see if this marriage pans out. We both know you change husbands more than you change draws.]



While we're still high on the Jolie-Pitt family fumes,



Madonna is set to adopt a girl named Mercy from Malawi, the same country where she adopted the now 23-month-old, David in 2006. She and her husband, director Guy Ritchie decided to adopt another child from the African nation for David and to "balance" their family.



In TV News:

Some of SugaSayWhat reader's favorite television shows, Lifetime's Army Wives, HBO's Big Love and MTV's Making the Tang 4 raked in huge ratings this Sunday for their season finale episodes.

[Yay! You won't have to worry about these shows being cancelled for their upcoming season. That must be nice. I'm still writing letters hoping The CW brings back Eve with new episodes.]



Girl, you gots to drop that zero and get yourself a hero.


After historically being relegated to playing "mammy" and maid roles, black actresses are being pigeon-holed in a new way: the sassy, back talking best friend of a white female lead.

[Check Out the LA Times': Hollywood Loves BBFs (Black Best Friends) 4-Ever. [registration required]]





We have Akon to thank for saving artist T-Pain from pop-locking in the Mickey D's parking lot for dreadlock butter and for also making the box fan sound palatable for mass consumption. T-Pain tells MTV about his fateful hook up with nasally inclined singer(?), Akon and how they subsquently cornered hip-hop with an oscillating fan and a dream.

[Watch T-Pain's interview with MTV's Sway HERE.]



Bullet Bypasses Beyonce


Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Miraculously Hits Passerby Instead

This was spotted at The Onion. If you're familiar with that publication, you'll get a kick out of this.

Breaking News:

Tragedy was narrowly averted when a stray bullet bound for singer Beyonce thankfully struck and became lodged in a passerby.
Our thoughts and prayers are with you "B". Oh, and that other dude too.